So. Who would I be... as Mr. Men?
1. Mr Bump (Without a doubt. He takes pride of place on my bedroom door)
2. Mr Daydream (Always in my own world. It's probably a lot better than reality tbh)
3. Mr Clumsy (Speaks for itself really...)
4. Mr Dizzy (I faint a lot. Nuff said)
5. Mr Forgetful (Like Dorey from 'Finding Nemo')
6. Mr Fussy (Vegetarian and extremely fussy eater)
7. Mr Tall (Blates. Oh the irony)
8. Mr Worry (I worry about anything, everything and everyone constantly)
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Who would I be... as Little Miss?
1. Little Miss Chatterbox (Standard.)
2. Little Miss Dotty (Thanks James..)
3. Little Miss Giggles (Once I start, I can't stop)
4. Little Miss Late (Blaming Uni for this one... Or maybe it's because I need my mum here to kick my butt in gear..)
5. Little Miss Magic (I have magical powers. No joke. I'm psychic.)
6. Little Miss Scatterbrain (Again, thanks James)
7. Little Miss Star (I'd like to think so...)
8. Little Miss Stubborn (I don't budge from an argument. Unless I feel my argument is slipping, then I try to frantically make up like nobody's business!)
9. Little Miss Tiny (Upsetting but true. James, again... But I agree I am all three you described me as)
Leaving with a question.
Who would YOU be...?
So, as my first official post as a blogger, I would like to start off with a complaint.
How absolutely FREEZING cold is out right now??!
I feel like I'm in an icey country like Russia (that's a cold country right?) or Antartica.. (not sure if that's a sea or a country?)
I would quite like the temperature to return to how it was in May... (Insert image of Wifey and I- as seen up tut' north o' page)
Had to whip out the hot water bottle repeatedly this week- think now may be a good time to email maintenance so they come and turn on my radiator before I turn into Jack Frost.
So anyways, I thought I would create a blog cos it's quite fun seemingly and plus it appears to be a fantastic way to procrastinate! (Facebook is the reason I may fail in life)
I have many a fantastically stupid 'awkward' moment happen in my life- I am the queen of awkward moments. I am the clumsiest person on earth (who's ever heard of a clumsy ballerina?!). I have my dippy moments...A LOT. Kate will vouch for this. She likes to term them 'natalieisms'. I'll provide you with a list of some further down if you can be bothered to read that far... Bringing me to my last pointer about yours truly, which is I LOVE to waffle- Little Miss Chatterbox all over! OH and j'adore parler en français. C'est comme mon langue seconde. So from time to time I like to speak in French, just to confuse everyone, naturally.
I get labelled the 'Bantersaurus Rex' by some people... Hopefully I'll live up to that reputation on here. If not...soz.
So you blates are asking yourselves 'What are these amazingly funny and ridiculous Natalieisms??'
Well my friends, I am about to reveal some to you. No laughing. Promise.
Natalieisms (Uncompleted List...):
1. I thought pigs laid eggs, and this is what marmite was created from.
2. I thought the Titanic was just a film. (In my defence I've never actually seen the film and I watched a documentary that completely confused me about this!)
3. I labelled the Atlantic Ocean as the Dead Sea.
4. I labelled Ireland as Wales and asked where Ireland was on the map of the UK.
5. I thought a morhen was a Mongoose.
6. I labelled Spain as Cyprus on the map of the world.
.....There have been many more I am sure as I seem to come out with these sort of gems on a daily basis, however, as it is 1.55am I cannot think straight. (Not that I ever can anyway, regardless of the time of day)
And lastly, just to sum up my crazy world. Here has been my night in a nutshell:
1. Created a (failed but hilarious) youtube video on accents with krazy kate ;)
2. Created a number of singing videos to upload to my youtube channel.. Basically shoulda been working but ceebs. Bad student.
3. Walked into a table outside my room. (Probably have another black bruise on my hip now to match the ones on my leg and knee)
4. Watched 'Horrid Henry' episodes on youtube.
5. Watched 'Hey Arthur!' episodes on youtube.
6. Watched 'Numbertime' episodes on youtube (learnt how to write the number 7).
7. (See! I learnt well! ;) haha) Watched 'Cuckoo' on bbc iplayer.
8. Made myself hot chocolate, warmed up my amazing sheep hot water bottle (Baa Baa is his name) and ate half a tin of baked beans.
9. Decided to create this when I should in fact be asleep right now. Though its casual, I have a day off tomorrow anyway.. meh.
10. My toes dropped off from lack of warmth. (Joke. But they feel like they are going to)
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight, so welcome to my crazy and insane world- hope you enjoyed my first blog. There will be more madness to come I am sure. Please, contain your excitement.
I better try and actually sleep now seeing as it's gone 2am now.. whoops.
Peace.
Over and out.
x
