Things I don't understand

So basically thought I'd write a list of things I don't really understand about people....and just odd things I think the whole world in general seems to do (including myself, cos as you should realise by now I am a bit of a nutter).

1. Why people greet each other on the street randomly (I mean I know it's nice....but you gotta admit it is a little weird)
2. Why people have to be so rude
3. Why the bloody hell asian men seem to think grinding on and sexy-talking women in clubs is the best way to 'get in there'
4. Why people think it's fun to get completely utterly annihilated on a night out that they pass out in their own vom: that is NOT my idea of a good night out.... weirdo.
5. Why men think it is acceptable to snog every single girl in the club
6. Why men aren't all like Prince Charming. Life would be so much simpler as a fairytale
7. Why women are so disrespectful of their own bodies: on a night out it is NOT attractive to have arse cheek out. Save it for the bedroom. Mega inapprops.
8. Why girls think that everytime a girl has a guy over, they bang
9. Why you get called a slut if you hang out with loads of men, but if it's the opposite way round the guy gets called a 'lad'. Madness.
10. Why everyone loves football so much (I don't think I'll ever get why it's so entrancing to watch 14 men run around after a ball in tiny shorts.... personally I think it's a bit weird that men enjoy watching other men chase a ball in minimal clothing. But then, that's just my personal opinion)
11. What on earth some designers are thinking when they come up with new 'quirky' clothing...it's not usually quirky, it's usually absolutely mental and noone would be seen dead wearing something as weird as that
12. Why people are crazy enough to follow every fashion fad (see above for my reason)
13. Why people see being individual as a bad thing: don't be a clone!
14. Why some people idolise their mates. WAKE UP AND LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE!
15. Why you have to PAY to use a bog in London train stations
16. Why people think racist jokes are funny. You're being racist. How is that ever funny?
17. How people can stay awake until silly o'clock and still be alive the next day for a lecture at 9am...
18. Why cigarettes were ever invented.
19. Why people buy from 'vintage' shops: it's just overly priced second hand stuff.. just go to a charity shop and it's the same stuff for cheaper?!
20. Why you have to pay so much for University
21. Why your parents teach you to 'never talk to strangers'. Everyone's a stranger 'til you get to know them, so if we stuck by this rule we'd all live in solitude without any friends. How ridiculous does it sound now with that in mind...
22. What people have against the police. If they nicked you for summit you obv did something wrong so get over it. They're only doing their job- they're people too, not 'pigs'.

I apologise if anyone takes offence to any of the above statements. It is purely what my mad brain has come up with at half past one in the morning, and I'm only expressing my point of view (which everyone is entitled to).
 

Much Love x