Things I suck at.

Ok so like this was kinda inspired by a Jenna Marbles vlog I just watched (love JM she's incred.- watch her shizzle if you haven't already. Highly reccommended from moi).
Sooooooooo anyways, enough o' me old jibber-jabbering... Here is a (probably unfinished) list of things I SUCK at.
(ps. you can feel free to laugh/pity me)

1. Keeping focused (Espesh when I'm meant to be doing Uni work... yawn-o-rama.)
2. Playing badminton (I cannot hit that stupid shuttlecock for the life of me! Sad times for me...)
3. Being flexible (I was always the least flexible in my ballet school. Pretty shameful tbh)
4. Eating properly (I know, I know...this sounds incredibly weird! But I genuinely cannot eat properly with a knife and fork... I eat left handed. But luckily I am not alone as my dad andmy brother also do this. Mum does too but that doesn't count really cos she IS left handed..)
5. Staying awake (This rarely applies when I go out clubbing...though even then I'm sometimes shattered. It's kinda annoying I guess cos I'm always sleepy even when I've had like 10000 hours sleep! Ok so that's a bit extreme, but you catch my drift n'est pas?)
6. Going to the gym (Yeah this like NEVER happens... Naughty Natalie/Terrible Tilly/Shameful Sharman)
7. Press ups/sit ups/splits: I have no pain threshold. I suck.
8. Remembering things (this is a new one, cos my memory used to be amazing..lord knows what happened to me. One day I just woke up and I was stupid. Who knows- maybe the roof caved in in my sleep and squished my brain and made me dumb? I think that deffo sounds plausable fosho)
9. MATHS. (This deffo shoulda been the number one on my list. I cannot retain numbers in my head/work things out mathematically...I have a creative brain, not a logical brain. Anyway, who needs a logical brain? Logical brains are for boring peeps! And who wants to be boring?)
10. Sleeping without my Giraffey (no laughing at this one. He's my main man. 'nuff said.)

I'm sure I suck at plenty of other things too, but as of current, I can't seem to think of anything else....

P&L x